"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve.
It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking.
I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things.
Some of those funny things are penises."
--Michael N. Marcus

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

If you play with your penis your hands will get pregnant

A Muslim televangelist has warned the world's masturbators during a live TV interview that their hands will become pregnant in the afterlife.

Mucahid Cihad Han made the comment after a questioner confessed that he kept masturbating even though he was married.
Han, who has over 12,500 followers on Twitter, urged him to "resist Satan’s temptations," adding: "Moreover, one hadith states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife."

He didn't specify whether this means that your hands would have babies, or lots of tiny little hands.

In a similarly baffling claim, an Iranian cleric earlier this month said that earthquakes are caused by promiscuous women.


Photo from beesomebody.wordpress.com

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