"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve.
It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking.
I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things.
Some of those funny things are penises."
--Michael N. Marcus

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Stop stuffing socks -- new development in penis falsies

Females have been stuffing their bras with Kleenex and other materials for years, and commercial falsies and enhancing bras and underpants are readily available. Women with bigger budgets can get silicone implants.

Anatomical enhancements for men go back to 15th century codpieces, and maybe even earlier. Some men use socks.

Technology has not stood still, and reality star Andrew Christian (whom I've never heard of) is offering a Shock Jock Flirt Brief with Male Features—undies with a fake penis to wear over your real penis.

For $29.00, you can purchase a penis-enhancing combination pack that includes the following:
• Color-matched Active Shaping Technology Cup with authentic looking male features (also sold separately)
• Adds up to 2" to your frontal measurement
• Cup provides support and helps protect against zipper injury; looks completely natural
• Fabric has stretch and recovery to prevent bagging and sagging

It's a shell penis that you put your real penis into, to enhance your natural gift. It's available in white and black, and is circumcised.

Randy Andy does not tell us what customers are supposed to say if their falsie is circumcised and their genuine weenie is natural, or how it feels to grind a fake dick against fake breasts.


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