"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve.
It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking.
I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things.
Some of those funny things are penises."
--Michael N. Marcus

Friday, May 8, 2015

Down-Undah, a man put a fork inside his penis

A 70-year-old man in Canberra, Australia showed up at a hospital's emergency department with a 4-inch fork lodged in his penis.

The steel cutlery item was inserted into his urethra for his sexual gratification, a write-up in the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports said. It remains uncertain how the patient thought that could be achieved.
The fork was not visible from the outside but doctors were able to feel it.

"The motives for insertion of a variety of objects are difficult to comprehend", the report, titled "An Unusual Urethral Foreign Body," said. Understatement of the year.


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