"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve.
It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking.
I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things.
Some of those funny things are penises."
--Michael N. Marcus

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Firefighters rescued man's penis from toaster

British firefighters came to the rescue of a man who got his penis stuck in a toaster.

We know that "some like it hot," but it is unclear exactly what the humiliated man had in mind. Fortunately London's bravest municipal employees were able to extricate his manhood from the electrical device.

Sadly, the toaster died. It had to be destroyed to save the weenie.

Another penile adventurer got his dick lodged in a vacuum cleaner.

And the ultra-professional London Fire Brigade staff  had to free 79 people from handcuffs in just three years alone.

These embarrassing incidents are just some of 1,300 involving people being trapped or stuck which have been attended by London Fire Brigade since 2010. Each rescue mission costs over $400.

That's expensive toast.


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