Men whose flaccid penises hang to the left—and that’s the majority—may be “left-brain dominant,” suggests research published in Human Reproduction.
Left-brain dominance is also tied to
right-handedness, a larger right foot than left, and other body
asymmetry, the study reports.
The left brain hemisphere plays a large role in speaking, logic, and
The right brain is big when it comes to
spatial and visual information, and pulling meaning from a person’s
words and tone.
If your dick dangles to the left, that could help explain why
you’re great at algebra but not at guessing your girlfriend’s mood.