"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve.
It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking.
I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things.
Some of those funny things are penises."
--Michael N. Marcus

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Most men's penises dangle to the left

Men whose flaccid penises hang to the left—and that’s the majority—may be “left-brain dominant,” suggests research published in Human Reproduction

Left-brain dominance is also tied to right-handedness, a larger right foot than left, and other body asymmetry, the study reports.

The left brain hemisphere plays a large role in speaking, logic, and mathematical computations.

The right brain is big when it comes to spatial and visual information, and pulling meaning from a person’s words and tone.

If your dick dangles to the left, that could help explain why you’re great at algebra but not at guessing your girlfriend’s mood.


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