"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve.
It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking.
I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things.
Some of those funny things are penises."
--Michael N. Marcus

Monday, June 1, 2015

Do male androids have penises?

An android (or "droid" on Star Wars) is supposed to be a robot that could seem like a human being.

There is little chance that C3PO or R2D2 would be confused with Johnny Depp or Bernie Sanders. However, Star Trek's Mr. Data, despite his strange complexion, looked quite homo sapienesque.

C3P0 and R2D2 ran around naked and exhibited no obvious male appendages. Data, however, usually wore a standard Star Trek uniform that could have been concealing an artificial weenie, crafted by his "father," Dr. Soong.

There has been speculation about Data's equipment, desires, abilities and experiences. Apparently he and Tasha Yar did the deed. ("She was special to me. We were... intimate.")

Also, Data said that he is "fully functional."

And now you know.
At least one android had a penis.

As for whether or not Superman could have been circumcised, we'll deal with that another time.

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