"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve.
It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking.
I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things.
Some of those funny things are penises."
--Michael N. Marcus

Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Man with erect penis ejected from naked bike ride

English bicyclists looking to take part in Cambridge's upcoming first naked bike ride will hope for better luck than one rider in Kent, who was removed by police after becoming "over-excited" in a preview ride.

The naked rides, which take place around the world, are organized to highlight the dangers cyclists face from cars.

One witness said: ''Everyone was taking their clothes off to get ready for the ride. I heard gasps and I turned around -- it was a horrible sight.

"It's fair to say he was overexcited and got aroused. It looked like he was enjoying the event a bit too much. One of the organizers went over to him and told him to put his trousers on while speaking on a walkie-talkie to police. The man looked sheepish when he was spoken to by the police."

In a response to complaints posted on Facebook, ride organizer Barry Freeman said: "We do not accept this behavior and he was dealt with and removed before the ride started."
Organizers had previously told participants: "The police have confirmed they WILL act on ANY inappropriate behavior and we, the organizers will support that. If you are coming just to be a pain in the neck and to be the one to end this WNBR we'd rather you stayed at home."


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