A Chinese man is suing for $65,000 after he broke his penis by falling off the a motorcycle taxi while watching pornography on his smart phone.
The man had been on the back of the bike in Shanghai with another customer and the driver in front of him when they went over a speed bump.
He was unable to keep balance so fell off the back of the vehicle. One hand was holding the phone and the other hand may have been holding his weenie.
(Funny video at page linked below.)