"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve.
It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking.
I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things.
Some of those funny things are penises."
--Michael N. Marcus

Thursday, April 30, 2015

Man born without penis will get one, from his arm

Andrew Wardle, 40, from the Manchester area in England, was born with a rare birth defect -- no penis! He even kept the truth hidden from his long-term girlfriend.
But, he told producers of TLC’s ‘The Man with No Penis’, to air in June, that hasn’t curbed his success with the opposite sex. On the contrary, he claims he has slept with over 100 women.

Filmed over twelve months, viewers will discover how Andrew’s rare birth condition left him with testicles, but no penis, and how he he kept it a secret from his lovers. The show also shows Andrew confessing his life-long secret to friends and family -- and even to his unsuspecting long-term girlfriend.

The program reveals his mission to have life-changing surgery that could give him a fully-functioning weenie built from skin, blood vessels and nerves from his arm.
About the women in his life, he told producers: “I’ve told 20 per cent of them the truth.”
But he also reveals how one woman punched him in the face when she learned the astonishing truth.

“I guess she was angry as she felt like I had lied but it’s not something you can say right away.”

Now, after 40 years of secrecy, Andrew’s decided to reveal the truth, admitting: “I was sick of hiding.” And, if the operation is successful, he’ll have a fully functioning penis for the first time in his life.


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