"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve.
It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking.
I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things.
Some of those funny things are penises."
--Michael N. Marcus

Monday, April 13, 2015

Man with silicone-filled 8-lb penis has trouble getting laid

A German man had his penis injected with silicone and it's now 9 inches long, 3.5 inches in diameter and weighs too much for his kitchen scale, which goes up to 6.6 lbs. He figures it weighs between 7.5 and 9.5 lbs.

Micha Stunz, 45, who lives in Berlin, had his penis permanently enlarged to make him feel better. We don't know its original size and weight.

However, the silicone implants provide no physical pleasure and actually make sex much more difficult for him-- although it is not impossible.

He cannot get a normal erection, and any increase in size is not visible due to all the silicone. Although his giant penis restricts his sex life, he says it makes him more creative in the bedroom.

He told Vice journalist Frederik Busch: "After you reach a certain size, you can't do certain things any more."


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