"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve.
It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking.
I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things.
Some of those funny things are penises."
--Michael N. Marcus

Thursday, April 9, 2015

Which sex positions do the most penis damage?


The revolution in the bedroom might have emancipated women from the drudgery of the Missionary Position, but men may pay a painful price.

"Woman on top" is the most dangerous sex position, according to a new scientific study.
Scientists have found that the position, dubbed "cowgirl", is responsible for half of all penile fractures in the bedroom.

The research also revealed that the "doggy-style" position, with women on all fours, is behind 29 per cent of afflictions. In contrast, the traditional "man on top" is responsible for just 21 per cent.

Illustration is from the Kama Sutra.

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