"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve.
It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking.
I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things.
Some of those funny things are penises."
--Michael N. Marcus

Monday, December 1, 2014

Brazilian pastor convinced congregants sperm was Holy Milk

Apparently holy milk doesn't come from holy cows.
Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor. He was arrested after he claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of “sacred milk.” He said that his penis was blessed and that the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit” and he had to release it in order to evangelize.

According to a victim: “He has convinced us that God could come into our lives
only through our mouths and that’s why he would do what he did. Often, after worship, Pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation.”

Picanto said that he intends to provide his cellmates with his sacred milk.

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