"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve.
It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking.
I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things.
Some of those funny things are penises."
--Michael N. Marcus

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Be careful. Your semen may break the speed limit

If you ejaculate while orbiting the earth at 17,000 miles per hour, your goo will travel a little bit faster.

Back on earth, the typical speed is 20 to 30 M.P.H. -- but it won't travel far. A high-speed liftoff can launch some spermies more than three feet in the air.


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