"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve.
It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking.
I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things.
Some of those funny things are penises."
--Michael N. Marcus

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Man cut off his own penis, threw it in the trash after getting dumped for bad bedroom skills

A Macedonian man hacked off his own manhood after being dumped for having bad bedroom skills.

Jilted lover Oliver Ilic reportedly tossed his member in the trash after slicing it off with a single swipe from a razor blade.

The 22-year-old lay bleeding on the floor of his Kocani home for several minutes before calling emergency services.

Cops arrived and found his severed organ in the waste paper bin. A bloodstained Ilic reportedly told officers that his small penis was to blame for his ruined relationship.

And so, feeling it was useless, he decided to cut it off.

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