Jonah's dead dick will go to museum after he dies

In the HBO film, Private Dicks: Men Exposed, New Yorker Jonah Falcon is recognized for having the longest penis ever measured, a distinction that has made him an Internet star. He has declined many opportunities in porn but now, he has an offer he can't refuse.
The Icelandic Phallological Museum -- better known as "The Penis Museum" -- has offered Jonah everlasting fame, by putting his 13.5-inch sex organ on display after his death.

"I am flattered by the invitation," Falcon says in a letter to the museum: "I appreciate your museum's devotion to science, and it would be an honor to have my manhood put on display, hopefully nestled between the sexual appendages of a sperm whale and a polar bear ... I hope I don't make either of those creatures jealous. May I suggest you call the exhibit, 'Jonah and the Whale'."

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