"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve.
It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking.
I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things.
Some of those funny things are penises."
--Michael N. Marcus

Thursday, December 18, 2014

No penis news today, just a funny penis story

In seventh and eighth grade, as our female class­mates were start­ing to “develop” and male hor­mones were also raging, schoolboys often had wet dreams in bed at night and inflated pants in school during the day.

One time I was called to the blackboard in Spanish class while aroused. I walked bent over at the waist to avoid revealing my erection and then practically buried my dick in the wall at the front of the room. 

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From my mostly hilarious bestseller, Stories I'd Tell My Children, but maybe not until they're adults. Available in hardcover, paperback and multiple ebook formats. 

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