"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve.
It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking.
I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things.
Some of those funny things are penises."
--Michael N. Marcus

Monday, December 22, 2014

17-hour hard-on was exciting but not fun

Drugs such as Viagra and Cialis warn users to seek medical care if an erection lasts more than four hours. But what about seventeen hours?

In England, 23-year-old Jason Garnett went to a hospital where his penis had to be drained of two pints of blood after suffering from an erection lasting 17 hours. His condition, known as priapism, is regarded as a medical emergency.

Jason first woke up with a woody and initially didn’t worry about it.

However, by lunchtime he was beginning to get concerned and tried to address the situation by taking an ice bath and then going for a jog.

Unsuccessful, he went to the hospital where doctors drew off blood to reduce the pressure. They also injected medication 24 times to restrict  blood flow. 

The treatment was painful but Jason says his dick “is completely normal now, apart from the fact that it looks like it’s been through a war. It’s all a bit black and blue.” 


Photo from TimesUnion.com. Thanks

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