"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve. It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking. I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things. Some of those funny things are penises." --Michael N. Marcus
Friday, November 28, 2014
In your future I see a beautiful lady, but no penis
British gypsies cut off man's penis in revenge for his sleeping with one of their girlfriends. Police searched for missing manhood after arrest of suspect.
Maybe a squirrel ate it. After all, they do eat nuts.