"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve.
It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking.
I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things.
Some of those funny things are penises."
--Michael N. Marcus

Monday, November 24, 2014

British man jailed for slapping sleeping woman in face with penis

Mobile phone footage of a university student drunkenly slapping a sleeping woman's face with his flaccid penis could have shattered his dreams of a career in law.

Criminology student John Luke Dale, 21, took advantage of the woman after she fell asleep at digs in Nottingham last year.

As a friend filmed the act with a mobile phone, the Nottingham Trent University student stripped to his boxers and attacked her.

But the sick behavior did not come to light until later when the pal showed the video to workmates and the police were called.

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