"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve.
It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking.
I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things.
Some of those funny things are penises."
--Michael N. Marcus

Saturday, November 22, 2014

Woman attacked by home invader's penis

A Miami man made a big mistake when he responded to knocking on the rear door of his home at 3:10 in the morning. 

When he opened the door, police said, the man was confronted by two males pointing firearms at him, and demanding money. They didn't get any. The two men then moved on to his daughter-in-law's bedroom, and woke her up.

While pointing a gun at the 33-year-old woman, the men again demanded money. When one of the men didn't get what he wanted, police said, he resorted to another method of assault: Puling out his penis, and "hitting the victim in her face," with it, the police report states. 

The suspects didn't get any loot, but made off with two television sets valued at $600.

from Miami Herald

Read more here: http://miamiherald.typepad.com/deadline-miami/2014/01/woman-attacked-by-home-invaders-private-parts.html#storylink=cpy

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