"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve.
It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking.
I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things.
Some of those funny things are penises."
--Michael N. Marcus

Monday, February 16, 2015

Teenager with world's biggest penis had it reduced

A 17-year-old American boy has undergone what apparently is the world's first penis reduction surgery. He requested the surgery after his penis grew so large it restricted his ability to have sex or play competitive sports.

The boy's doctors were shocked when he came to them complaining that his penis was too big. When flaccid, it measured almost seven inches in length and had a circumference of 10 inches -- about the size of a grapefruit.

Surgeons described it as being shaped like a football.

The surgeon who treated the teenager said, "There comes a time in every urologist's career that a patient makes a request so rare and impossible to comprehend that all training breaks down and leaves the physician speechless. That question was 'can you make my penis smaller'? It sounds like a man's dream - a tremendously inflated phallus -- but unfortunately although it was a generous length, it's girth was just massive, especially around the middle."

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