"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve.
It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking.
I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things.
Some of those funny things are penises."
--Michael N. Marcus

Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Security guard accidentally shot his penis off

When police in Trinidad and Tobago were dispatched to investigate reports of a gunshot coming from the area of a parked car, they did not expect to find a security guard slumped over the wheel after having just shot his penis off.

But that's precisely what they found.

The man was rushed to a hospital.

Adding insult to the worst injury imaginable, the guard was expected to be charged with illegal possession of a firearm and ammunition.


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