"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve.
It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking.
I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things.
Some of those funny things are penises."
--Michael N. Marcus

Monday, March 9, 2015

One testicle may be worth between $3,750 and $98,108

The value of a severed or smashed ball varies depending on where you live. The average is $27,678. The biggest payout per nut in the USA goes to federal employees.


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