"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve. It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking. I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things. Some of those funny things are penises." --Michael N. Marcus
Monday, March 9, 2015
One testicle may be worth between $3,750 and $98,108
The value of a severed or smashed ball varies depending on where you live. The average is $27,678. The biggest payout per nut in the USA goes to federal employees.