A 26-year-old man caught by cops taking a leak on a Brooklyn
street early Saturday tried to toss his gun away but accidentally
blasted himself in the dick.
Paramedics took Javier Thomas to Kings County Hospital with a non-life-threatening — but embarrassing and painful — wound. He was arrested for weapons possession and reckless endangerment.
(Confession: Javier may have merely shot himself near his penis, not his actual penis, but the news is funnier this way, and fun is more important than reality for this blog.)
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