Does Donald Trump have a penis problem?

97% of the time, before Donald Trump begins to speak at a podium, he grasps the microphone.

He reminds me of a little boy who keeps touching his crotch to make sure his penis is still there.

And last night Donny said that Hillary Clinton was "schlonged" by Barack Obama during the 2008 primary.

Trump spokesperson: 'What does schlonged mean?'

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Woman jailed for tricking woman to have sex with fake penis

A woman in England who tricked her female friend into having sex by pretending to be a man for two years has been jailed for eight years.

Gayle Newland, 25, disguised her appearance and voice as she persuaded the other woman to put on a blindfold when they met up.

The pair had sex about 10 times until the complainant ripped off her mask and in disbelief saw Newland wearing a prosthetic penis.

Newland was found guilty on three charges of sexual assault following a trial.

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Wrestler Joey Ryan is victorious despite penis grab-n-twist

 

 The competition to find a finishing move better than Joey Ryan’s is gonna be stiff.

The wrestler won his match with Danshoku Dino in Osaka, Japan, by using penis power.

Dino grabbed Ryan’s crotch and the mustached mauler disapprovingly shook his head — “No, no, no,” he said — before flexing his penis and dropping Dino in pain.

Why didn’t he just let go?

It’s pro wrestling, that’s why. And if he let go, we wouldn’t have this video.

The move ends with Ryan somehow flipping Dino onto his back without ever putting a finger on him.

“I have to give credit where credit is due,” Ryan told Vice Sports of his move, which has gone viral. “Danshoku Dino, who I was wrestling in the match, he plays a very unorthodox character, very homoerotic to say the least. Part of his offense is to inappropriately touch and grab opponents for the thrill of it, or maybe to throw them off their game a bit. He speaks very little English, but wrestlers can usually speak wrestling, so we understand something. So we're going over the match and he says 'Maybe I grab, maybe you no sell, because American cock so big and so strong.' So it was kind of his idea. We both play sexual characters so it fit with us.”

Whatever he does next, it’ll be hard to top this move.

(from NY Daily News)

33 Months Later, Here's What Happened to Bill Gates's Condom of the Future

In March 2013, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation challenged the world to reinvent the condom — a device that's been around for centuries yet has seen minimal technological improvement in the past 50 years.

The goal: to create a "next-generation condom that significantly preserves or enhances pleasure, in order to improve uptake and regular use," according to the foundation's Global Grand Challenges website. The most promising designers would score $100,000 in seed funding, plus a chance at an additional $1 million to further finance their projects.

It was the answer many people had been waiting for. For folks with penises, and their partners, latex is limiting and unpleasant. It reduces sensation; smells, tastes and looks unappealing; is tough to apply; and can cause allergic reactions. Only a small fraction of the world's population regularly uses them.

Twice the Gates Foundation announced a handful of winning grant recipients, all with exciting new ideas. One design incorporated a nifty applicator to help you get the condom on quickly and painlessly. Another would cling to your penis like Saran Wrap. Yet another would contain graphene, an ultra-strong material that could rule out breakage. Many people, long fed up with the limitations and unpleasantness of latex, rejoiced at the news.

And so began the waiting period to finally put those next-gen condoms into action.

We're still waiting. After the initial thrill of receiving the grant, some recipients learned that getting a new, non-latex condom through FDA trials and eventually to market is an arduous process. It requires many years and many millions of dollars — barriers so high, it's no wonder our drug store aisles are still dominated by the same prophylactics.

Grant recipient Mark McGlothlin, president of Apex Medical Technologies, seemed almost amused when Mic asked him for updates on his condom's production process. There were no updates, he said.

Apex's grant-winning vision was dubbed the "Ultra-Sensitive Reconstituted Collagen Condom." Made from collagen found in bovine tendons, it was designed to replicate the feeling of your partner's actual skin. Described by McGlothlin as a new-and-improved take on traditional lambskin condoms, the design purportedly has no odor or taste. "We made a better version of what mother nature made," he said.

His company developed a successful prototype, McGlothlin said, but can't move forward with getting it to market unless someone funds it in a "very major sort of way" — more money than the Gates Foundation can provide, unfortunately, even if McGlothlin receives the additional $1 million in funding.

"It probably is more than a million dollars just to get through FDA approval," McGlothlin said. "It's a brutal process."

McGlothin assured Mic he is wholly grateful to the Gates Foundation. "But for all the publicity they got on the condom project," he said, $1 million "just won't get the product to market. That's the frustrating part." (The Gates Foundation could not respond to our request for comment in time.)

Condoms are not popular. Only around 5% of men worldwide are estimated to use them — despite their 98% effectiveness at preventing unwanted pregnancy and the spread of sexually transmitted diseases and HIV.

Among U.S. women ages 15 through 44, only 10% use condoms as a form of contraception, according to a recent CDC report. That's fewer than the number of women who prevent unwanted pregnancies via the pill (17%) and female sterilization (also 17%). And of all American adolescents who engaged in sexual intercourse in the past month, nearly 25% of guys and nearly 40% of women opted not to use a condom, according to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services.

And yet the demand for pregnancy prevention is enormous: In 2006, the CDC estimates that 49% of U.S. pregnancies were unintended.

That's not to mention the rampant spread of HIV across the globe. 2014 saw approximately 2 million new cases of HIV worldwide, bringing the total number of people living with HIV/AIDS to 36.9 million by the end of 2014, according to the World Health Organization. Sub-Saharan Africa is home to the majority of people living with HIV — approximately 25.8 million in 2014.

You can see why there's a push — from the Gates Foundation, the hundreds of innovators who submitted condom proposals, and others — to create condoms that are easier and more pleasurable to use.

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WTF? Newest female sex toys are not shaped like penises

As the male sexual organ, the penis was designed to transport sperm from one body into another. As an added feature, the penis can also summon orgasm in a female partner during this process. But we know this isn’t always the case. While a healthy male organ works pretty well for its intended reproductive purpose, there are some design flaws in terms of maximizing female pleasure.

So what if you could redesign the penis, make it a little bit better? Which pieces would you change, and which would you keep? Erasing the need for reproductive functionality, would you scrap the whole thing and start from scratch? In the end, would this magic device—capable of bringing women waves of pleasure—even resemble the penis in its current human form?

Welcome to the world of modern-day vibrators, a place largely devoid of the original pleasure device.

As sex toys have become increasingly sleek and modern—taking cues from the minimalistic designs of like Apple and Ikea—one clear trend has emerged: They no longer look like human penises. In fact, they no longer look human at all—which, according to designers, entrepreneurs, and sex therapists alike, is a very good thing.

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Cops arrested woman for ruining a penis

 A Florida woman on the lam from charges she ruined a man's penis by injecting it with fillers has been arrested. Nery Carvajal-Gonzalez, 48, has been charged with one count of unlicensed health care that caused serious injury and two counts of practicing without a medical license.

Authorities have been searching for her since a 55-year-old man claimed she injected his penis with an unknown substance to make it bigger and thicker. Instead, his organ was horribly disfigured, he said.

She was arrested after returning to Miami from Colombia, where she fled after the botched treatment. Gonzalez introduced the victim to "Dr. Mark" in a warehouse in Hialeah, where he was told the fillers in his penis would be removed in exchange for $1,000.

The alleged doctor was actually Mark Schreiber, a former plastic surgeon who had his licensed revoked seven years ago. He was arrested on a charge of illegally practicing medicine.

The victim told police that Schreiber gave him five pills before surgery, and he later passed out. His memory is sketchy until the next morning, when he woke at home, and discovered his penis wrapped in bloody bandages.

It was less than an inch long, he told investigators. The victim is no longer able to have sex, he told police.

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Man shot his penis as cops busted him for outdoor peeing

 

A 26-year-old man caught by cops taking a leak on a Brooklyn street early Saturday tried to toss his gun away but accidentally blasted himself in the dick.

Paramedics took Javier Thomas to Kings County Hospital with a non-life-threatening — but embarrassing and painful — wound. He was arrested for weapons possession and reckless endangerment.

(Confession: Javier may have merely shot himself near his penis, not his actual penis, but the news is funnier this way, and fun is more important than reality for this blog.)

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Man had five-day hard-on from Viagra overdose

Makers of pills to fight erectile dysfunction warn users to seek medical attention if a weenie stays rigid for four hours -- but what about FIVE DAYS?

Daniel Medforth ended up in a hospital after chugging 35 Viagra tabs in an hour, giving him a five-day erection.

The 36-year-old Brit took the pills “for a laugh” after a two-day bender.
Instead of feeling sexy he said: “I ended up feeling sick, dizzy and hallucinating — everything I saw was green. And I had a massive erection that would not go away.”
When he got home dad-of-two Daniel confessed to his shocked wife, who phoned for  an ambulance.

He was kept in the hospital for 36 hours for observation. Daniel said: “The paramedics were very professional but you could see they were trying not to laugh. The doctors and nurses told me off.”

After he was discharged Daniel spent the next few days in bed.

He said: “It wasn’t a permanent erection but every time I brushed against something for five days it sprang into life — and it was no use to me. Fortunately my wife has forgiven me and I realize I have been very, very lucky.”

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Another 'responsible gun owner' shot his own penis

A man in Macon, Georgia accidentally shot himself in the penis while attempting to holster his gun last week.

The man was parked at a gas station and was attempting to put away the weapon when it discharged, striking him in the nether regions. He immediately drove to a friend’s house.

The victim dropped his pants to find that he had shot himself in the dick and that the bullet had exited his body through his ass. As he disrobed, the spent round fell to the floor.

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Mexican man says his 19-inch penis makes life hard

Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, 52, of Saltillo says that women are afraid of the cause of his elephant walk and he cannot have a relationship.

He also said his penis, which is 19 inches long and has a 10-inch circumference, is too long for him to kneel at church, or to work. He is living on assistance but said he would be willing to act in porn movies.

Cabrera's size might be the largest in the world as his length far extends past current record holder Jonah Falcon, of Brooklyn, who has been measured at 13.5 inches.

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Japanese man cut off wife’s boyfriend's penis -- and flushed it

Japanese police arrested a man for bursting into a lawyer’s office, cutting off the lawyer's penis with garden shears and flushing the weenie down the toilet.

Ikki Kotsugai, a 24-year-old Tokyo graduate student, may have been acting out of revenge over his wife’s romantic involvement with the 42-year-old lawyer with whom she worked.

Kotsagu punched the unnamed lawyer several times before pulling off his pants and then severing his dick with the shears.

Kotsugai told police that he flushed the severed penis down the toilet.

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Robo-dick: Man gets bionic penis 37 years after losing original

A 43-year-old man in Scotland whose penis was ripped off as a child has been fitted with an 8-inch bionic replacement.

Mohammed Abad’s robo-dick inflates when he presses a button on a testicle.

“When you want a bit of action you press the ON button. When you are finished you press another button. It takes seconds. Doctors have told me to keep practicing.”

He lost his penis at six when he was dragged 600 feet under a car. He had 100 operations.

Surgeons started crafting a proper replacement three years ago with a skin graft taken from his arm.

Two years ago Mo wed without telling his wife, who left him last year. The security guard said: “I would tell a future partner. Some ladies might want to try it out.”

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Actor Henry Cavill apologizes for having a hard-on

I've never heard of Henry Cavill. Apparently he's an important actor.

While playing Charles Brandon on Showtime’s “The Tudors” he had a woody.
 
“It only happened to me once and it was very embarrassing,” the “Batman v.Superman” star told Men’s Fitness. “A girl had to be on top of me, she had spectacular breasts, and I hadn’t rearranged my stuff into a harmless position. She’s basically rubbing herself all over me and, um, it got a bit hard.”

Cavill continued, “I had to apologize profusely afterward. It’s not great when you’re in a professional acting environment and somebody gets a boner, is it? No, not acceptable.”

More: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/henry-cavill-apologizes-accidental-arousal-article-1.2318629

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Years ago, as diver "Mike Nelson" on TV's Sea Hunt, actor Lloyd Bridges once made a rapid ascent to the water's surface -- with an obvious hard-on.
 

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What makes an attractive penis?

What makes an attractive penis? Is it a nice, even skin tone? Is it girth? Length? Can a penis be too fat? Too skinny? Can the head be too bulbous? (Yes.) Are all dongs beautiful or is beauty really just in the eye of the beholder? If it doesn't look like Ca$h Out's penis, is it then considered kind of ugly? Is there such a thing as a "butter dick"?

A group of Swiss researchers published a paper in The Journal of Sexual Medicine that addresses the question “What is a good-looking penis?” A group of 105 women, ages 16 to 45, rated the importance of specific penis characteristics (girth, length, pubic hair, et cetera). Based on those questionnaires, here are the most important factors in considering penile appearance, in order: General cosmetic appearance, pubic hair, penile skin, penile girth, shape of glans, length, scrotum appearance, “position and shape of meatus" (urethra).

The study was originally conducted in order to help men who had their penises surgically corrected after suffering distal hypospadias (a disorder rendering the urethra on the penis's underside). Many worried their penises would still be regarded as "abnormal" after the operation, but the paper suggests that worry is for naught. 

Still, researchers have unintentionally defined a new set of dick beauty standards: A dong can be short as long as it's pretty; pubic hair, which ranks No. 2 on the list, is important; and unlike a woman's body, a dick will never be criticized for being too chubby. (See: girth, No. 4.) 

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Medical students sliced off part of baby's penis; thought it was umbilical cord

A newborn baby boy had part of his penis cut off by bungling medical students who mistook it for the umbilical cord. The injury was hushed up by doctors as they attempted to keep it a secret from his parents.

However, the boy’s dad, Diego Rangel Izaguirre, started to grow suspicious after he was denied access to the child for more than two hours after he was born.

Staff at the hospital in Saltillo, Mexico, told the father that the boy had had a “minor accident” -- but he soon discovered the truth.

Fortunately the organ was successfully sewn back together -- but the baby suffered three more cuts during surgery.

His parents made an official complaint to the hospital but officials insist the baby is healthy and that the operation was both minor and consented to by the parents. The hospital has launched an internal investigation.

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Portland Oregon infested with artificial penises

 

In some inner cities it's common to see pairs of sneakers hanging from power lines.

Now, in Portland Oregon -- home of Nike sneakers! -- hundreds of phallic sex toys are hanging from power lines, provoking laughter, blushing and lots of photos. 

The large white and bright orange dildos appear to have been strung together in pairs, and have prompted numerous reports to the Portland Office of Neighborhood Involvement.

A spokesman for public utility Portland General Electric said he did not believe the rubber products posed a fire hazard.
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Contemplating the penis of the future

Like our brains, the human penis hasn’t evolved in tens of thousands of years—and that’s a real shame. Our favorite male body part is capable of so much more. In consideration of pending advances in science and technology, here’s what to expect with penis 2.0:

Disease Resistance

Birth Control on Demand

No More Erectile Difficulties

Multiple Orgasms

Enhanced Sensitivity and Climaxes

Adjustable Shape and Surface Structure

Vibrator and Hands Free Modes

Internet Ready

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Penis peppers are hot in Spain

A new, spicier way to attract tourists has appeared in Barcelona: erotically-shaped fruit and vegetable seeds sold on the local flower stalls. Penis peppers, “vulva flowers,” and breast-shaped melons (with nipples) are available.

"People stop a lot to look at them and take photos with them," a stallholder told newspaper La Vanguardia.

"The erotic seeds are the best-selling," Jessica Balastegui, who also works on one of the flower stalls, added.

The seeds cost €3-€4 a bag.

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Gang member died after trying to gold-plate his penis

NOTE TO OUR DEAR READERS: It is extremely likely that this report is false, but it is simply too good not to publish in WWPN. It is one of those news items that "even if it's not true, it should be."

An L.A. gang member, Nazario Conchuza Gonzalez, who is part of the infamous Ms-13 gang, also called Mara Salvatrucha, has died of medical complications after attempting to gold-plate his own dick to celebrate his 17th birthday.

He is originally from El Salvador and was an active member of the MS-13 crime family. He is believed to have attempted to gold-plate his weenie with a professional automotive gold-plater stolen from a local garage.

 He was allegedly a fan of the 2002 comedy movie Goldmember, which is a loose parody of James Bond films.

Dr. Ian Joseffson of the Los Angeles Community Hospital warns of a growing trend within gang members to attempt the “deadly operation.”

“This is the third case this year . . . . It seems to be a growing trend within the gang member community”

He told reporters, “I have no idea where this idea comes from but plating one’s own genitals will only ultimately end in serious medical complications or even death, as we have seen in this case”
 
Some experts believe the tradition might find it’s roots in prehistoric Mesoamerican cultures, such as the Mayas who painted parts of their bodies with gold paint to empower themselves and as an offering to the Gods.

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Report from Teeny Weeny contest

Rolling Stone was on hand to size up the competition and capture the outrageous, electrifying proceedings. Now in its third year, the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant was founded by Aimee Arciuolo, manager of Brooklyn's Kings County Bar where the competition occurred.

"One day, I happened to take a gentleman home and he had the smallest penis I had ever seen,"Arciuolo tells Rolling Stone. "And basically that man worked so hard for my pleasure that I remember telling my friends about it the next day, saying, 'We should throw a pageant for these guys, they work much harder than guys that are well hung.'"

Among this year's competitors is Rip Van Dinkle, who read about a prior pageant and entered after realizing he both had a small penis and had never been to Brooklyn. The Puzzle Master is a returning contestant, who came up short last year, but hopes his phallic-friendly rendition of the "Goldfinger" theme — aptly renamed "Gold-dinger" — will earn him the crown.

The contest itself was divided into three categories — formal wear, swimwear and a talent show — and it's all hilariously bawdy, over-the-top and even inspiring. "America needs more orgies," bellowed one contest named Cromwell. "In that room I saw white people, I saw black people, I saw Asians, Hispanics, I saw everybody sucking each other off and it was the most beautiful picture of racial harmony I have ever seen!"

While Cromwell's heartwarming portrait of the American melting pot didn't win him the title, check out the video to see which contestants got shafted and who walked away with the crown.

Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/size-doesnt-matter-inside-brooklyns-smallest-penis-pageant-20150618#ixzz3dsTGeBru

Greek penis god had penis disorder (and huge penis)

A Greek god portrayed in one of Pompeii's best-known frescoes has quite the prominent feature—for better and for worse. The painting of fertility god Priapus, which survived the eruption of Mount Vesuvius, depicts a man whose dick extends nearly to his knees.

But this symbol of procreative energy and male power also contains evidence of a medical condition that can curb fertility and hinder sexual relations, medical doctor Francesco Maria Galassi said. "The disproportionate virile member is distinctively characterized by a patent phimosis, more specifically a shut phimosis," he says. 

In other words, Priapus' weenie seems to have a foreskin that couldn't fully retract: "It is a condition that causes pain, infection, and problems during sexual intercourse," Galassi adds.

So why would such a condition be shown in a fertility god? Galassi, who describes his theory in Urology, says the first-century painter may have wanted to report "a high prevalence of that anatomic defect in Pompeii." That could also explain why so many anatomical votive artifacts (showing a penis with closed foreskin at the top) were used in Pompeii between the second and fourth centuries BC to seek removal of that very condition.


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China wants to become world leader in circumcision hardware

China wants a bigger slice of the global health market and it has a new tactic for getting it: circumcision.

The World Health Organization has approved the quality and production of a Chinese circumcision device to aid HIV prevention. The disposable device, called ShangRing and named after its inventor Shang Jianzhong, is made up of two concentric plastic rings that fit over a penis, clamping its foreskin so that it can be removed easily.

The device, which doesn’t require hospital surgical facilities, will be key in reducing HIV transmission, the WHO said in a statement. Trials in African countries such as Kenya, Uganda and South Africa have shown that male circumcision reduces the risk of infection in men by 60%, the WHO said.

The approval, a so-called “prequalification” that signals international organizations that it’s okay to use the product, is meaningful for China, which wants to play a bigger role on the global health stage and burnish its image overseas by offering humanitarian aid. Though criticized for a slow response to the Ebola outbreak that mounted in West Africa last year, China contributed more than $100 million to the effort to fight the virus and has become a key player in containing it.

It’s also big news for China’s medical companies, which are trying to build prowess at home and overseas. The potential pool for profits in the Chinese healthcare market alone is projected to reach $113 billion in 2020, more than quadrupling the 2010 profit from the sector, according to consultancy Bain & Co. The global profit pool by 2020 is expected to reach $740 billion, according to Bain.

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Jockstrap malfunction? LeBron James’s penis flashed in basketball game

The Golden State Warriors may have won Game 4 of the NBA Finals on June 11, but LeBron James’ penis was the real star of the show.

After ABC accidentally flashed the 30-year-old Cleveland Cavaliers star’s penis to the world during the game, Twitter exploded. Fans couldn’t believe what had just happened, and they shared their shock on social media.

The match-up between the Cleveland Cavaliers and Golden State Warriors is getting seriously intense, but it was “LeBronsDick” that became the top trending topic from Game 4 of the NBA Finals. LeBron’s manhood was accidentally shown live on air as the NBA superstar adjusted his shorts. Needless to say, fans totally freaked out on Twitter after catching a glimpse of LeBron’s member.

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Transplanted penis produced pregnancy, but maybe without much fun

A man in South Africa who underwent a penis transplant has impregnated his girlfriend, according to news reports.

But it's not clear whether the man's transplanted penis works the same way an undamaged penis would, said Dr. Andrew Kramer, a urologist at the University of Maryland Medical Center (who wasn't involved in the transplant).

The penis is not necessary for a man to ejaculate or urinate, so it's possible that the man's transplanted penis doesn't function completely normally, Kramer said. Ejaculation is controlled by the spinal cord and does not require the penis; the rhythmic contraction of pelvic muscles forces semen outward, as if from the bulb of a syringe, he said.

It's possible the man could ejaculate without the penis getting erect, he added. "Maybe ejaculate just dripped out," and he got the woman pregnant, Kramer told Live Science.

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Man broke penis falling from Chinese motorcycle taxi while watching porn

A Chinese man is suing for $65,000 after he broke his penis by falling off the a motorcycle taxi while watching pornography on his smart phone.

The man had been on the back of the bike in Shanghai with another customer and the driver in front of him when they went over a speed bump.

He was unable to keep balance so fell off the back of the vehicle. One hand was holding the phone and the other hand may have been holding his weenie.

(Funny video at page linked below.)

Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3118857/Man-breaks-penis-falling-Chinese-taxi-motorbike-watching-pornography-phone-sat-driver-passenger.html#ixzz3ckPidmPh

You may soon be able to buy a seal penis. What will you do with it?

Sales of Canadian seal products could get a lift if the federal Fisheries Department adopts a plan that, among other things, calls for the revival of the controversial seal penis trade.

The report, drafted by the Fur Institute of Canada, is aimed at creating new markets to support an earlier proposal to kill 140,000 grey seals over five years in the southern Gulf of St. Lawrence — 70 per cent of the grey seals that frequent the area.

Fishermen have long complained that a growing population of grey seals is to blame for eating too many commercially valuable fish, which has resulted in repeated calls for a cull.

The Fur Institute says its five-year plan, dated March 2014, focuses on creating markets for a number of products that could be derived using every part of the seal carcass. "The penises of juvenile and adult animals may be dried and sold as sexual enhancement products, particularly to Asian buyers," says the report, obtained through the access to information act.

"Asian consumers, particularly athletes, also consume a beverage called Dalishen Oral Liquid that is made from seal penis and testicles, which they believe to be energizing and performance enhancing."

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Man with erect penis ejected from naked bike ride

English bicyclists looking to take part in Cambridge's upcoming first naked bike ride will hope for better luck than one rider in Kent, who was removed by police after becoming "over-excited" in a preview ride.

The naked rides, which take place around the world, are organized to highlight the dangers cyclists face from cars.

One witness said: ''Everyone was taking their clothes off to get ready for the ride. I heard gasps and I turned around -- it was a horrible sight.

"It's fair to say he was overexcited and got aroused. It looked like he was enjoying the event a bit too much. One of the organizers went over to him and told him to put his trousers on while speaking on a walkie-talkie to police. The man looked sheepish when he was spoken to by the police."

In a response to complaints posted on Facebook, ride organizer Barry Freeman said: "We do not accept this behavior and he was dealt with and removed before the ride started."
Organizers had previously told participants: "The police have confirmed they WILL act on ANY inappropriate behavior and we, the organizers will support that. If you are coming just to be a pain in the neck and to be the one to end this WNBR we'd rather you stayed at home."


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‘Over-enthusiastic’ Irish bull broke his penis

An "over-enthusiastic" prize Irish bull has been replaced after he broke his penis.

Farmer Tommy Moyles, from Cork, southern Ireland, said it was the first time he could remember such an incident in 10 years of farming. "I don't know exactly what happened, but the bull was probably over-enthusiastic in his few days out," said Moyles.

"I would have loved to have kept the original bull, but the risks were too great so he was sold. I had to be practical," said Moyles.

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Do male androids have penises?

An android (or "droid" on Star Wars) is supposed to be a robot that could seem like a human being.

There is little chance that C3PO or R2D2 would be confused with Johnny Depp or Bernie Sanders. However, Star Trek's Mr. Data, despite his strange complexion, looked quite homo sapienesque.

C3P0 and R2D2 ran around naked and exhibited no obvious male appendages. Data, however, usually wore a standard Star Trek uniform that could have been concealing an artificial weenie, crafted by his "father," Dr. Soong.

There has been speculation about Data's equipment, desires, abilities and experiences. Apparently he and Tasha Yar did the deed. ("She was special to me. We were... intimate.")

Also, Data said that he is "fully functional."

And now you know. At least one android had a penis.

As for whether or not Superman could have been circumcised, we'll deal with that another time.

If you play with your penis your hands will get pregnant

A Muslim televangelist has warned the world's masturbators during a live TV interview that their hands will become pregnant in the afterlife.

Mucahid Cihad Han made the comment after a questioner confessed that he kept masturbating even though he was married.
Han, who has over 12,500 followers on Twitter, urged him to "resist Satan’s temptations," adding: "Moreover, one hadith states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife."

He didn't specify whether this means that your hands would have babies, or lots of tiny little hands.

In a similarly baffling claim, an Iranian cleric earlier this month said that earthquakes are caused by promiscuous women.

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Penis clipping federal lawsuit, updated

Heather Hironimus and Dennis Nebus are fixated on their son’s foreskin. It is an obsession that has bound them together long beyond the end of their relationship. Nebus believes their 4-1/2-year-old son, Chase Ryan Nebus-Hironimus [the name needs to be clipped], should be circumcised for medical reasons. Hironimus believes circumcision is barbaric genital mutilation. Nebus has gone to court to get his son circumcised. Hironimus has gone to jail to prevent it. Their dispute is easily the weirdest, saddest, most disturbing battle yet in the war over circumcision.

Hironimus and Nebus had little luck in love. The Florida couple never married, and they separated about a year after Chase was born. As part of their separation, both Hironimus and Nebus signed a formal “parenting plan” approved by a judge. One portion of this plan specified that Nebus would take Chase to be circumcised and cover the costs. At the time, Hironimus agreed to this stipulation.

Nebus put off the circumcision until December of 2013—when he saw Chase, then 3, urinating on his leg. A pediatrician suggested Chase’s foreskin was too tight and should be removed. Later, a urologist questioned that diagnosis, but agreed that Chase would benefit generally from a circumcision. When Nebus informed Hironimus of the impending procedure, however, Hironimus balked. Since signing the parenting plan two years earlier, Hironimus had become an intactivist—an anti-circumcision activist who believes the removal of a child’s foreskin constitutes child abuse and a human rights violation.

When Hironimus refused to allow the procedure to go forward, Nebus took her to court to enforce the contract she had signed. A state court sided with Nebus, noting that their parenting plan “clearly and unambiguously provides” that Chase would be circumcised. An appeals court unanimously affirmed the ruling, and a judge ordered Hironimus to turn Chase over to Nebus so he could schedule the procedure. Hironimus instead disappeared with her son. The judge then issued a warrant for her arrest for interfering with child custody. For weeks Hironimus escaped arrest by hiding with Chase in a domestic violence shelter. (Hironimus has not claimed that she was abused.) While hiding out, Hironimus filed a federal lawsuit against Nebus, asserting that, by having Chase circumcised, Nebus would violate his son’s constitutional rights. Eventually, the police discovered Hironimus’ whereabouts, took her into custody, and turned Chase over to Nebus.

A tenacious community of intactivists seized upon Hironimus’ plight as both a crusade and a publicity stunt.

From her jail cell, Hironimus filed an emergency motion in federal court to prevent Nebus from having Chase circumcised. When a federal judge essentially laughed Hironimus out of court, she withdrew her federal suit. A state judge ruled that Hironimus will remain in jail until she signs the consent form for Chase to be circumcised. On Friday a weeping Hironimus signed the form. She still faces criminal charges for absconding with Chase in violation of her custody agreement.

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