"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve.
It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking.
I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things.
Some of those funny things are penises."
--Michael N. Marcus

Sunday, August 23, 2015

Robo-dick: Man gets bionic penis 37 years after losing original

A 43-year-old man in Scotland whose penis was ripped off as a child has been fitted with an 8-inch bionic replacement.
Mohammed Abad’s robo-dick inflates when he presses a button on a testicle.

“When you want a bit of action you press the ON button. When you are finished you press another button. It takes seconds. Doctors have told me to keep practicing.”
He lost his penis at six when he was dragged 600 feet under a car. He had 100 operations.
Surgeons started crafting a proper replacement three years ago with a skin graft taken from his arm.
Two years ago Mo wed without telling his wife, who left him last year. The security guard said: “I would tell a future partner. Some ladies might want to try it out.”

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Actor Henry Cavill apologizes for having a hard-on

I've never heard of Henry Cavill. Apparently he's an important actor.

While playing Charles Brandon on Showtime’s “The Tudors” he had a woody.

 
“It only happened to me once and it was very embarrassing,” the “Batman v.Superman” star told Men’s Fitness. “A girl had to be on top of me, she had spectacular breasts, and I hadn’t rearranged my stuff into a harmless position. She’s basically rubbing herself all over me and, um, it got a bit hard.”

Cavill continued, “I had to apologize profusely afterward. It’s not great when you’re in a professional acting environment and somebody gets a boner, is it? No, not acceptable.”

More: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/henry-cavill-apologizes-accidental-arousal-article-1.2318629

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Years ago, as diver "Mike Nelson" on TV's Sea Hunt, actor Lloyd Bridges once made a rapid ascent to the water's surface -- with an obvious hard-on.