"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve.
It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking.
I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things.
Some of those funny things are penises."
--Michael N. Marcus

Saturday, September 19, 2015

Man had five-day hard-on from Viagra overdose


Makers of pills to fight erectile dysfunction warn users to seek medical attention if a weenie stays rigid for four hours -- but what about FIVE DAYS?

Daniel Medforth ended up in a hospital after chugging 35 Viagra tabs in an hour, giving him a five-day erection.


The 36-year-old Brit took the pills “for a laugh” after a two-day bender.
Instead of feeling sexy he said: “I ended up feeling sick, dizzy and hallucinating — everything I saw was green. And I had a massive erection that would not go away.”
When he got home dad-of-two Daniel confessed to his shocked wife, who phoned for  an ambulance.

He was kept in the hospital for 36 hours for observation. Daniel said: “The paramedics were very professional but you could see they were trying not to laugh. The doctors and nurses told me off.”

After he was discharged Daniel spent the next few days in bed.

He said: “It wasn’t a permanent erection but every time I brushed against something for five days it sprang into life — and it was no use to me. Fortunately my wife has forgiven me and I realize I have been very, very lucky.”

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