"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve.
It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking.
I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things.
Some of those funny things are penises."
--Michael N. Marcus

Sunday, September 27, 2015

Man shot his penis as cops busted him for outdoor peeing


A 26-year-old man caught by cops taking a leak on a Brooklyn street early Saturday tried to toss his gun away but accidentally blasted himself in the dick.

Paramedics took Javier Thomas to Kings County Hospital with a non-life-threatening — but embarrassing and painful — wound. He was arrested for weapons possession and reckless endangerment.

(Confession: Javier may have merely shot himself near his penis, not his actual penis, but the news is funnier this way, and fun is more important than reality for this blog.)


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