"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve.
It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking.
I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things.
Some of those funny things are penises."
--Michael N. Marcus

Saturday, September 12, 2015

Mexican man says his 19-inch penis makes life hard

Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, 52, of Saltillo says that women are afraid of the cause of his elephant walk and he cannot have a relationship.

He also said his penis, which is 19 inches long and has a 10-inch circumference, is too long for him to kneel at church, or to work. He is living on assistance but said he would be willing to act in porn movies.

Cabrera's size might be the largest in the world as his length far extends past current record holder Jonah Falcon, of Brooklyn, who has been measured at 13.5 inches.


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