"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve.
It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking.
I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things.
Some of those funny things are penises."
--Michael N. Marcus

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Another 'responsible gun owner' shot his own penis

A man in Macon, Georgia accidentally shot himself in the penis while attempting to holster his gun last week.
The man was parked at a gas station and was attempting to put away the weapon when it discharged, striking him in the nether regions. He immediately drove to a friend’s house.
The victim dropped his pants to find that he had shot himself in the dick and that the bullet had exited his body through his ass. As he disrobed, the spent round fell to the floor.

Photo from buy-gun-holsters.blogspot.com

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