"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve. It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking. I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things. Some of those funny things are penises." --Michael N. Marcus
Thursday, October 1, 2015
Cops arrested woman for ruining a penis
A Florida woman on the lam from charges she ruined a man's penis by injecting it with fillers has been arrested. Nery Carvajal-Gonzalez, 48, has been charged with one count of unlicensed health care that caused serious injury and two counts of practicing without a medical license.
Authorities have been searching for her since a 55-year-old man claimed she injected his penis with an unknown substance to make it bigger and thicker. Instead, his organ was horribly disfigured, he said.
She was arrested after returning to Miami from Colombia, where she fled after the botched treatment. Gonzalez introduced the victim to "Dr. Mark" in a warehouse in Hialeah, where he was told the fillers in his penis would be removed in exchange for $1,000.
The alleged doctor was actually Mark Schreiber, a former plastic surgeon who had his licensed revoked seven years ago. He was arrested on a charge of illegally practicing medicine.
The victim told police that Schreiber gave him five pills before surgery, and he later passed out. His memory is sketchy until the next morning, when he woke at home, and discovered his penis wrapped in bloody bandages.
It was less than an inch long, he told investigators. The victim is no longer able to have sex, he told police.