"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve. It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking. I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things. Some of those funny things are penises." --Michael N. Marcus
Friday, January 9, 2015
There's a prize for having a teeny weenie.
The contestants at Brooklyn’s
first annual “Smallest Penis in Brooklyn” at the Kings County Bar were a
cocky, potent lot with tumescent confidence and great big…hearts. The competitors wowed the crowd with rapping,
dancing, stand up comedy, and most of all, the confidence to stand up
and say “Hey, I’ve got a tiny penis, and I’m more than OK showing it to