I'm very sorry. I really should have posted something sooner about the Republican Wiener Fest.
For those of us in genital news, it's like the equivalent of the Olympics combined with a tsunami and Hillary getting caught in bed with a Kardashian.
Frankly, I was overwhelmed. I just didn't know where to begin.
Fortunately, those wonderful folks at College Humor have done my work for me. CLICK to enjoy.