"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve.
It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking.
I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things.
Some of those funny things are penises."
--Michael N. Marcus

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Does Donald Trump have a penis problem?

97% of the time, before Donald Trump begins to speak at a podium, he grasps the microphone.

He reminds me of a little boy who keeps touching his crotch to make sure his penis is still there.

And last night Donny said that Hillary Clinton was "schlonged" by Barack Obama during the 2008 primary.

Trump spokesperson: 'What does schlonged mean?'

Little boy pic from pramspooandpanic.com. Thanks.

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