"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve.
It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking.
I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things.
Some of those funny things are penises."
--Michael N. Marcus

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Portland Oregon infested with artificial penises


In some inner cities it's common to see pairs of sneakers hanging from power lines.

Now, in Portland Oregon -- home of Nike sneakers! -- hundreds of phallic sex toys are hanging from power lines, provoking laughter, blushing and lots of photos. 

The large white and bright orange dildos appear to have been strung together in pairs, and have prompted numerous reports to the Portland Office of Neighborhood Involvement.

A spokesman for public utility Portland General Electric said he did not believe the rubber products posed a fire hazard.

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