"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve.
It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking.
I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things.
Some of those funny things are penises."
--Michael N. Marcus

Monday, July 13, 2015

Contemplating the penis of the future

Like our brains, the human penis hasn’t evolved in tens of thousands of years—and that’s a real shame. Our favorite male body part is capable of so much more. In consideration of pending advances in science and technology, here’s what to expect with penis 2.0:

Disease Resistance

Birth Control on Demand

No More Erectile Difficulties

Multiple Orgasms

Enhanced Sensitivity and Climaxes

Adjustable Shape and Surface Structure

Vibrator and Hands Free Modes

Internet Ready








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