WTF? Newest female sex toys are not shaped like penises

As the male sexual organ, the penis was designed to transport sperm from one body into another. As an added feature, the penis can also summon orgasm in a female partner during this process. But we know this isn’t always the case. While a healthy male organ works pretty well for its intended reproductive purpose, there are some design flaws in terms of maximizing female pleasure.

So what if you could redesign the penis, make it a little bit better? Which pieces would you change, and which would you keep? Erasing the need for reproductive functionality, would you scrap the whole thing and start from scratch? In the end, would this magic device—capable of bringing women waves of pleasure—even resemble the penis in its current human form?

Welcome to the world of modern-day vibrators, a place largely devoid of the original pleasure device.

As sex toys have become increasingly sleek and modern—taking cues from the minimalistic designs of like Apple and Ikea—one clear trend has emerged: They no longer look like human penises. In fact, they no longer look human at all—which, according to designers, entrepreneurs, and sex therapists alike, is a very good thing.

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Cops arrested woman for ruining a penis

 A Florida woman on the lam from charges she ruined a man's penis by injecting it with fillers has been arrested. Nery Carvajal-Gonzalez, 48, has been charged with one count of unlicensed health care that caused serious injury and two counts of practicing without a medical license.

Authorities have been searching for her since a 55-year-old man claimed she injected his penis with an unknown substance to make it bigger and thicker. Instead, his organ was horribly disfigured, he said.

She was arrested after returning to Miami from Colombia, where she fled after the botched treatment. Gonzalez introduced the victim to "Dr. Mark" in a warehouse in Hialeah, where he was told the fillers in his penis would be removed in exchange for $1,000.

The alleged doctor was actually Mark Schreiber, a former plastic surgeon who had his licensed revoked seven years ago. He was arrested on a charge of illegally practicing medicine.

The victim told police that Schreiber gave him five pills before surgery, and he later passed out. His memory is sketchy until the next morning, when he woke at home, and discovered his penis wrapped in bloody bandages.

It was less than an inch long, he told investigators. The victim is no longer able to have sex, he told police.

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