"If it weren't for the penis, human life would have ended with Adam and Eve.
It seems strange that something so important is so funny-looking.
I'm an author and journalist. Sometimes I write about funny things.
Some of those funny things are penises."
--Michael N. Marcus

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Actor Henry Cavill apologizes for having a hard-on

I've never heard of Henry Cavill. Apparently he's an important actor.

While playing Charles Brandon on Showtime’s “The Tudors” he had a woody.

“It only happened to me once and it was very embarrassing,” the “Batman v.Superman” star told Men’s Fitness. “A girl had to be on top of me, she had spectacular breasts, and I hadn’t rearranged my stuff into a harmless position. She’s basically rubbing herself all over me and, um, it got a bit hard.”

Cavill continued, “I had to apologize profusely afterward. It’s not great when you’re in a professional acting environment and somebody gets a boner, is it? No, not acceptable.”

More: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/henry-cavill-apologizes-accidental-arousal-article-1.2318629


Years ago, as diver "Mike Nelson" on TV's Sea Hunt, actor Lloyd Bridges once made a rapid ascent to the water's surface -- with an obvious hard-on.

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